*seduces you with marvel movies*
Do you expect me to talk?
No, Ms. Bond. I expect you to die!
youre gonna look so godamn cool
i read this left-to-right by accident
"am i reading? what the fuck?"
I see a lot of art and fanfic showing AUs of highschool, college, etc. where Bucky is the naughty, sexy bad boy. That’s all awesome, I’m not criticizing, I love those stories too. I’m just…extrapolating, I guess.
I mean, the Winter Soldier IS a bad boy, all emo with the hair and…
FUN PRANK: take me to comic con
Clint and Kate once went to a music festival together and ended up arguing over who to listen to. In the end they compromised by letting Lucky go off in a direction and they followed him.
She-Hulk still has her fourth wall breaking abilities. She just doesn’t utilize them much because she wants Deadpool to have something to make him feel special…Well, that and without them he’s just a Deathstroke ripoff. They’d get sued and as a lawyer Shulkie can’t let that fly.
So apparently, despite all my best efforts, I still fucked up while my parents were away.
They got home last night while I was out of the house, and word is that Mom lost her shit over what the brother and I did wrong. Luckily she had already gone to bed when I got home, and I was able to calmly discuss everything with Dad like adults.
So here I am, afraid to leave my room the next morning and face my mother. And she wonders why I’ve stopped coming to her for help when I mess up…
Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go
Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.
Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times.
Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave.
Supreme life tip: Become a library
welcome to night vale